Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Guitar Hero ad starring FHM’s Sexiest Woman Marisa Miller branded too hot for TV
Marisa Miller — recently named world’s sexiest woman by FHM — is too sexy to advertise Guitar Hero on US TV, but certainly not too sexy to share with red-blooded readers of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Spoofing a scene from Risky Business, featuring Tom Cruise, Marisa Miller ’shows off her guitar skills and her body’. Naturally, the tabloid is more than happy to satisfy readers with some choice screen shots.

True Blood to get hearts pumping as blood-thirsty drama welcomes sexy new cast member Ashley Jones
Ashley Jones of teen vampire drama True Blood is the latest celebrity to pose for FHM, and the magazine’s public relations team has kindly shared the best pics with Georgina Littlejohn at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Lucky Georgina Littlejohn not only gets to spend her working day ogling Ashley Jones, she also gets to lift large parts of the FHM interview for her Daily Mail piece.

The tabloid hack virtually slipped off her seat when Ashley Jones, ‘joked that shooting a sex scene on a pool table was not fun, as the fake prosthetic scar she had to wear kept digging in her back’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.