Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

What a bare rabbit! Olivia Munn strips off completely nude for a new PETA campaign against fur
‘She recently stripped off for her upcoming movie The Babymakers to film some steamy scenes,’ reports an over excited Jade Watkins for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail. ‘And once again actress Olivia Munn is baring all.’

Olivia Munn, plays one half of a couple desperate to get pregnant, but he has a low sperm count. The day may be saved when he reveals — with hilarious results — that he was once a sperm donor and the clinic may have a healthy sample they can reclaim.

Olivia Munn, ‘might have sex on the brain thanks to her latest role, she is certainly not shy about talking about fornication,’ goes on Jade Watkins as she secures a series of Olivia Munn nude shots for banana buffing readers to enjoy. Jade Watkins has been reading men’s magazine FHM in which Olivia Munn divulges that she is not an expert on sex.

Show us the Munn-y! Olivia looks smoking as she goes topless for a saucy new photo shoot
‘Olivia Munn certainly needs little reason to cover up her enviable curves,’ says Daily Mail hack Holly Thomas, but that hasn’t stopped her appearing topless in FHM.

And Holly Thomas didn’t just look at the topless pictures of Olivia Munn, she took some time out to read the words too and discovered that Olivia Munn likes to go topless, but isn’t so keen on men who who put their thumb in her mouth during sex. And Olivia Munn once walked in on a ‘movie big-wig’ as he pleasured ‘his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.’

One wonders what Olivia Munn would make of Paul Dacre is she found lingering a little too long over her topless photos.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.