Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Mr Capello, you look Fabio! England manager, 63, shows off his trim physique on holiday
Semi-naked Fabio Capello certainly seems to do it for the Daily Mail’s Neil Sears… does the editor Paul Dacre know how his reporter feels.

After seeing Fabio bare chested and striking a range of provocative poses, Neil Sears was prompted to dive in the archives for an even more revealing shot of the England manager in a pair of ‘tight black Speedos’

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.