Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Still got it! Eva Herzigova, Helena Christensen and Claudia Schiffer go naked (apart from their leather boots)
You read that headline right! Eva Herzigova, Helena Christensen and Claudia Schiffer have appeared naked (apart from leather boots) and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has the photos to prove it!

Hack Chris Johnson could not be more pleased by the news that Eva Herzigova, Helena Christensen and Claudia Schiffer have appeared naked in ID Magazine whose lovely PR people have licensed pics to the Daily Mail in return for a link and some free publicity.

Where have your curves gone, Eva? Wonderbra model Herzigova loses her famous shape
The Daily Mail’s Natalie Trombetta is demanding to know where Wonderbra model Eva Herzigova’s curves have gone, claiming photos from paparazzi agency Splash show she has been reduced to ‘skin and bones’.

Herzigova, who the tabloid claims has £10m in the bank, was holidaying in St Barts, with her millionaire boyfriend. Could it be that Natalie Trombetta is a little jealous?

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.