Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Nude portrait of Bond girl Eva Green who’s ‘not confident’ with her body
When Eva Green turned up nude in Tatler, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail just had to have some of that action and so red blooded hack James Tapper obtained the photo in question from the magazine’s PR people in return for some free publicity.

The photo pays homage to a famous Helmut Newton photo of Charlotte Rampling shot for Vogue in 1973. The updated image is missing a packet of cigarettes, ‘a nod to the fact smoking is no longer promoted as sexy,’ explains James Tapper.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.