Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

St Trinian’s star Talulah Riley swaps the school uniform for revealing lingerie in sexy photo-shoot
St Trinian’s star Talulah Riley has swapped the school uniform for a sexy lingerie shoot in men’s magazine Esquire; a move that has certainly aroused the interest of Paul Dacre’s organ which has secured rights to share some of the best shots with banana buffing readers.

‘The 24-year-old shows off her slender frame as she poses seductively on a chaise-longue and is seen holding a cigarette while standing by a staircase in the provocative pictures,’ reports the breathless tabloid.

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