Posts Tagged ‘Emma Watson’

Angry Emma Watson in black bikini

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Emma Watson has face like thunder during sunshine reunion with boyfriend
Hands on her hips, ‘face like thunder,’ and a skimpy black bikini. Emma Watson’s latest look certainly does the business for Daily Mail hacks Ben Todd and Sara Nathan.

That’s right: so exciting are these paparazzi images of the starlet on holiday in the Caribbean, it took two members of Paul Dacre’s team to write up the commentary.

Upskirt shot haunts Emma Watson

Friday, July 10th, 2009

‘At least I was wearing underwear’: Emma Watson laughs off wardrobe malfunction on Letterman
Emma Watson has been quizzed by David Letterman on a wardrobe malfunction that revealed her underwear, much to the delight of Daily Mail hack Chris Johnson and the rest of editor Paul Dacre’s team.

‘The 19-year-old actress was all blushes and giggles,’ reports Chris Johnson, who we’re sure only viewed the resulting upskirt pics for research purposes.

Apparently Emma Watson is still learning red carpet etiquette (code for avoiding paparazzi selling upskirt shots to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail) and was caught out adjusting her dress.

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