Posts Tagged ‘Emma Watson’

Daily Mail reporter in ‘seediest VIP club’

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Inside Britain’s seediest VIP club: A sickening and degrading experience enjoyed by royals and celebrities
When Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail heard that the Box, Soho was London’s seediest nightclub, the red blooded tabloid was determined to find out more and so brave hack Rose Harvey went deep undercover to check it out.

‘The outfits being showcased are achingly fashionable,’ sighed Rose Harvey. ‘The super-thin girls wear (more…)

Emma Watson Topless

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

What would Hermione say? ‘Topless’ Emma Watson is the talk of the campus
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team is wild with excitement as showbiz reporter Kate Nicholl brings news that an shot of Emma Watson topless is doing the rounds.

The topless photo of Emma Watson, ‘apparently of her with a towel around her waist standing by a hot tub, has been emailed between students at the prestigious Brown University,’ claims Kate Nicholl who has read an interview with Emma Watson in rival tabloid The Sun in which the twenty-year-old Harry Potter star says she’s ready to ‘start taking risks’.

No doubt Paul Dacre’s team is hoping that means some topless pictures of Emma Watson that can be shared with readers.

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