Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

What Daisy did next: Miss Lowe embraces a female model in steamy prison photoshoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is loving Daisy Lowe and Eliza Cummings girl-on-girl action for W Magazine.

The faux lesbian scene includes Daisy Lowe’s, ‘breasts spilling out of a strapless bra [as the] the 20-year-old embraces the equally scantily clad supermodel Eliza Cummings.’

The shoot also includes another Daily Mail favourite, Peaches Geldof, ‘reclin[ing] provocatively on a [prison] cell bed.’

How’s that for value. The tabloid advises readers to check out the full article in the current edition of W.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.