Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Mamma mia! Flavio Briatore’s wife Elisabetta Gregoraci bares her baby bump
The Daily Mail’s Italy correspondent — the appropriately named Nick Pisa — has managed to persuade the public relations people at Chi magazine to share pics of Elisabetta Gregoraci in her lingerie while heavily pregnant with banana buffing Daily Mail readers.

Elisabetta Gregoraci is now married to ‘millionaire playboy’ Flavio Briatore and is former Wonderbra model.

‘She joins a list of celebrities including Demi Moore, Eva Herizgova and Monica Bellucci who have bared their bumps while pregnant,’ pants Nick Pisa.

Flavio Briatore’s wife gets back to the day job; sunning herself in stunning bikinis on the beach
Elisabetta Gregoraci, wife of Formula One boss Flavio Briatore, made sunning herself in bikinis her day job, claimed Paul Dacre’s rather jealous sounding Daily Mail back in July.

The red blooded tabloid picked up a series of shots from paparazzi agency Matrix Photos with which to delight banana buffing readers.

‘The underwear model possesses some killer curves and looks stunning in a bikini,’ the Daily Mail reported. ‘In fact, the swimwear seems to be her default wardrobe setting.’

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