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Wish you were here! WAG Elen Rives frolics in a gold swimsuit in Florida while Frank Lampard trains for Cup game in Southend
Elan Rives, fiancée to footballer Frank Lampard, was ‘smokin’ in a gold swimsuit, reports the Daily Mail. The WAG had kept the long lenses of photo agency Splash frustrated for days by keeping her bottom half covered, but 80F Florida heat finally got the better of her and her toned figure was soon revealed.

Meanwhile Frank was left to party at Mayfair hotspot, Whisky Mist.

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