Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

First a skimpy bikini, now Kanye West’s girlfriend Amber Rose grabs attention with bizarre ice-blue contact lenses
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team certainly have eyes for Kanye West’s girlfriend, Amber Rose with celebrity hack Dominique Hines really digging her ‘freakish-looking blue contact lenses.’

And Dominique could not help hiding her delight at the news that Amber, a former stripper, is bisexual. It looks like Dominique would like nothing more than an opportunity to spend some times giving Amber’s tattoos a close examination, those pics from Splash just aren’t enough.

Babewatch: 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord has bikini party to celebrate her 22nd birthday
90201 star AnnaLynne McCord certainly excited the team at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail when her bikini party took a Baywatch theme.

Paparazzi from Big Pictures and Splash were on hand to capture McCord and her girlfriends frolicking on a beach and running Baywatch style in the skimpiest of outfits.

It fell to Dominique Hines to write a little commentary and tell readers who they were buffing their bananas over.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.