Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Puppy love: Dennis Quaid enjoys honeymoon style break with wife Kimberley
Fifty-six year old Dennis Quaid has stripped off in full view of paparazzi from Splash to reveal the body of a much younger man, much to the delight of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail which has snapped up the photos on behalf of lady readers of a certain age.

‘They’ve been married six years, and Dennis and Kimberly Quaid are still very affectionate,’ reports the red blooded tabloid whose top investigative reporters have studied photos of the pair canoodling. Dennis Quaid is in great shape reckons Paul Dacre’s team which loves to see him show off his ‘toned body’.

Dennis Quaid shows off his toned and sculpted beach body on surfing trip… at 55
When paparazzi from Pacific Coast News caught Dennis Quaid stripped from the waist up to reveal ‘his toned and sculpted beach body’ Lizzie Smith of the Daily Mail let out a loud wolf whistle… the 55 year-old pushed bikini clad teen Lorraine Nicholson right down the page

‘The key to his impressive physique may be under his arm,’ Lizzie Smith opined, ‘– a surfboard.’

The pair were caught making a movie together, but Dennis Quaid was to disappoint Lizzie Smith later, when he was spotted with a cigarette.

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