Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani turn up the heat on a romantic U.S. holiday
Back in August Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani sizzled on holiday in LA and snappers from paparazzi agency Big Pictures were on hand to capture the scene for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Kelly Brook has always been a favourite of banana buffing Daily Mail readers and the red blooded tabloid was delighted to offer lady readers a chance to gawp at Danny Cipriani. The picture to get Paul Dacre’s team most excited shows Kelly apply ‘lashings of lotion’ to her ample boson, protecting her from the harsh LA sun.

Danny Cipriani practises his handling skills with Kelly Brook in the Caribbean
Kelly Brook and her rugby boyfriend Danny Cipriani made quite a splash frolicking in the Caribbean, reports the Daily Mail, despite Brook being eight years older than the England international.

The ‘impromptu’ arrival of Big Pictures, who just happen to have caught her in the very same bikini with Billy Zane in January, did nothing to spoil the couple’s fun.

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