Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Four months pregnant Danielle Lloyd cradles her stomach as she tweets ‘I’m soooo happpy!’
When a four-month pregnant Danielle Lloyd took to a Dubai beach in blue bikini, it took two Daily Mail hacks — Lizzie Smith and Emiliy Sheridan — to write up the resulting paparazzi shots from Cruise Pictures.

Pictures of Celebrity Big Brother star, WAG and glamour model Danielle Lloyd in variety of poses and taken from all sorts of angles certainly got Paul Dacre’s organ excited.

Curvy Danielle Lloyd gets back into bikini for romantic Dubai holiday with Jamie O’Hara
Paparazzi agency Cruise Pictures made Chris Johnson of the Daily Mail’s day when they supplied the red blooded tabloid with a set of Peeping Tom style photos of model Danielle Lloyd in holiday.

Chris reckons Daneille was ‘on fine form’ in a ‘skimpy bikini’ that allowed Paul Dacre’s team to spend a little time admiring her curves.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.