Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

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Game, set and splash for tennis’s bikini girls
No prizes for guessing why Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail will be watching the women at Wimbledon, which starts today.

The red blooded tabloid has secured the rights to a range of photos of Russian Wimbledon lovelies Maria Kirilenko, Daniela Hantuchova and Tatiana Golovin in their bikinis to delight readers

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.