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That won’t help get your daughter back: Courtney Love unveils new tattoo collection
Courtney Love has posted nude pictures of herself using Twitter… a move that swiftly brough Paul Dacre’s organ to attention with hack Lizzie Smith dispatched to annotate the images which focus on Love’s latest tattoos.

Lizzie Smith is quick to tut at Courtney Love’s ‘wild behaviour’ as she examines the tattoos on the rock widow’s arms, breasts, chest and back. Ever the moralist, Lizzie tells banana buffing readers that the tattoos will do Love no favours should she try to regain custody of her teenage daughter.

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