Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Bikini girl Busy Phillips gives Courteney Cox a run for her money as she shows off her curves on Cougar Town
When paparazzi from Flynet caught Cougar Town co-stars Busy Phillips and Courtney Cox frolicking on a Hawaiian beach Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was desperate to work out who had the best tits.

‘Dangerous curves ahead,’ exclaimed the red blooded tabloid. ‘Busy Phillips gave [Courtney] Cox a run for her money today as she flaunted her more womanly figure in Hawaii… whilst Cox showed off her more ample chest.’

In the end Paul Dacre’s team could not decide who had the best tits, but appeared to err towards Busy Phillips, bitchily claiming that Courtney Cox’s ‘green two-piece was either boasting some uplifting padding, or the former Friends star has taken more drastic measures to boost her bust.’

Courteney Cox makes waves for Cougar Town as she films in a white bikini
Paparazzi agency Splash have caught Courtney Cox taking a break from filming her latest flick with a dip in the Malibu sea.

Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was delighted to receive a series of shots of the former Friends star to share with red blooded readers. The film, Cougar Town is about an older woman looking for a toyboy. Having seen the 45 year-old Courteney Cox in her swimwear, the Daily Mail doubts she’d have any difficulty picking up a man her own age.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.