Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Something to remember her by… Lindsay Lohan’s sexy photo shoot before she checks into sober living and heads to jail
Lindsay Lohan squeezes in one last sexy photo shoot before checking in to jail
Lindsay Lohan has completed so many pre-jail photoshoots, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is left announcing her final strip several times. The red-blooded tabloid has particularly enjoyed her work in German GQ and Complex.

Georgina Littlejohn got to study the GQ shoot in detail but, perhaps unable to read the text, chooses to remind banana buffing readers of how good Lohan looks in a bikini. Meanwhile, Lindsay was unable to spare the time for an interview to go alongside her Complex pics but that doesn’t bother the tabloid.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.