Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Drop of Coco anyone? Ice-T’s wife shows off her womanly curves on the beach during a family break in Miami
Coco Marie, the ex-porn star now married to Ice T, was barely contained in a floral bikini as she joined the family for a day trip to a Miami beech… and fortunately for banana buffing Daily Mail readers paparazzi agency Splash were on hand and keeping a close eye should one or both her breasts pop out.

In the end Coco Marie, real name Nicole Austin, remained covered but the red blooded tabloid is delighted to present the pics to readers anyway.

A working knowledge of popular porn stars’ key assets is prerequisite to joining Paul Dacre’s team, who tell readers: ‘Coco, who is famed for her huge rear, made waves on the internet when she posted a photo of her infamous behind while she lifted some weights.’

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.