Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Strictly Come Dancing’s Erin Boag complains ‘I wish my bottom was more pert’ as she poses naked
Strictly Come Dancing’s Erin Boag has posed naked for Closer magazine in a move that has sent red-blooded hacks at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail wild.

The down market tabloid has been quick to snap up the saucy pics that reveal Erin Boag’s ‘toned body and enviable curves’, giving the women’s magazine some free publicity in return. Erin Boag did the nude photoshoot to ensure she can look back on her body when she’s old and gray; she reckons her bum is already sagging.

Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva get liberated for ‘tasteful’ nude photoshoot
Former Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton has teamed up with former Emmerdale star Adele Silva to go naked for Closer magazine, a favourite read of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail

The red-blooded tabloid’s Sarah Bull was delighted when the magazine’s public relations team shared a couple of nude pics of the girls, who’s bodies she envies. Both Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva reckon they were nervous about doing a nude photoshoot. Adele is working as shop assistant in LA, just killing time while she waits for her career to take off again.

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