Posts Tagged ‘Closer’

Nude Lisa Scott Lee joins topless Hannah Waterman

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

Lisa Scott-Lee and Hannah Waterman strip off after losing 5st between them
Former fatties Lisa Scott-Lee and Hannah Waterman have celebrated losing weight by stripping off for Closer magazine, much to the delight of the Daily Mail’s Lizzie Smith.

Paul Dacre’s team were more than happy to give the women’s weekly a free publicity boost, in return for it sharing some saucy pics with banana buffing readers. Hannah Waterman has a fitness DVD to sell, so its win-win-win.

Andrea McLean naked

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Andrea McLean recreates American Beauty poster covered in just chocolate buttons – after beating her sweet addiction
When former chocoholic and GMTV weather girl Andrea McLean, she decided to celebrate by posing naked for Closer magazine, with nothing but chocolate buttons to preserve her modesty.

Naturally, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team were quick to get on to Closer’s PR team and secure the rights to reproduce the results in return for giving the women’s weekly a little publicity.

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Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.


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