Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Claudine Keane shows off her slender figure in another bikini… as husband Robbie and son wear matching trunks
Most of the paparazzi are in South Africa hanging around the WAGs as the England squad as it competes in the World Cup, but Xposure Photos have still managed to keep an eye on Robbie — and more keenly Claudine — Keane as they take a break in Sardinia.

The paparazzi agency scored a hit when it spotted Claudine Keane ‘flaunting her size 8 physique’ in a ‘slender bikini’ (is there any other kind?) along with husband Robbie and 13-month-old son Robert who wore ‘matching £95 Vilebrequin turtle-patterned trunks’.

WAG Claudine Keane shows off her beach body as she soaks up the sun in Dubai
Claudine Keane has the ‘perfect beach body’ concludes Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail after inspecting pictures from Paparazzi agency Cruise Pictures.

A former Miss Ireland, Claudine Keane was spotted sunning herself in Dubai, not long after having a baby; a move that often captures the interest of the red-blooded tabloid. The not-so-secret was she kept active and ate healthily.

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