Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

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Hollyoaks girls strip off to shoot new bikini calendar… then get a drenching as they have a water fight
If Paul Dacre were to find Hollyoaks babes Zoe Lister, Jenny Metcalfe, Gemma Merna, Jorgie Porter, Saira Choudhry, Carley Stenson, Hollie-Jay Bowes, Kelly-Marie Stewart, Stephanie Waring and Claire Cooper in his Christmas stocking, he might think that all his Christmases had come at once!

But the red blooded Daily Mail editor would actually be celebrating Christmas 2009 and all those girls are to be found in the Hollyoaks Calendar 2010. Naturally, the Daily Mail has already snaffled a number of hot pics to share with readers.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.