Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Age-defying Helena Christensen shows off her slim figure as she bares all in nude photo shoot
Paparazzi agency Splash seem to be getting lazy, with this shot of a magazine cover… but it’s a photo that Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is delighted to publish as it shows supermodel Helena Christensen naked.

French magazine Citizen K has Helena Christensen naked, but coy, all over its cover and Paul Dacre’s reporter can’t help but admire her ‘age-defying’ slim figure.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.