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Mamma mia! Flavio Briatore’s wife Elisabetta Gregoraci bares her baby bump
The Daily Mail’s Italy correspondent — the appropriately named Nick Pisa — has managed to persuade the public relations people at Chi magazine to share pics of Elisabetta Gregoraci in her lingerie while heavily pregnant with banana buffing Daily Mail readers.

Elisabetta Gregoraci is now married to ‘millionaire playboy’ Flavio Briatore and is former Wonderbra model.

‘She joins a list of celebrities including Demi Moore, Eva Herizgova and Monica Bellucci who have bared their bumps while pregnant,’ pants Nick Pisa.

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