Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

They’re banned by Disney. Posh has ditched hers. And today’s young women think they’re naff: How fake boobs went BUST
A Disney casting call that included a ban on breast implants has Sally Brampton of the Daily Mail — a lover of real breasts — all excited.

But lucky banana buffing readers will be delighted by the news that her expose of fake boobs is well illustrated with saucy pics of Katie Price, Victoria Beckham, Pamela Anderson and Chantelle Houghton, whose life was taken over by her implants, according to the red-blooded tabloid.

‘I drank 12 litres of water a day’: Chantelle Houghton opens up about her battle with bulimia
She may be just a ‘wannabe,’ but Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail loves her and has obtained pics from Heat magazine of her in her underwear with which to delight red blooded readers.

The Daily Mail is happy to puff the celebrity gossip magazine, which reveals that the ‘now curvy and stripped of her make-up,’ Chantelle Houghton is recovering from bulimia.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.