Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Pregnant Chanelle Hayes poses naked as she recreates famous Demi Moore photoshoot
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has never lost its appetite for minor celebs recreating Demi Moore’s iconic Vanity Fair pregnant and naked cover and is more than happy to Closer magazine some free publicity in return for the right to republish the shot for banana buffing readers to enjoy.

The former Big Brother housemate reveals how pregnancy has given her a big bum and stretch marked boobs and discusses her sex life with Jade Googy’s ex, Jack Tweed.

Remember me? Big Brother 8 star Chanelle Hayes extends her fame in an orange bikini as 10th series starts
With the current series of Big Brother provoking little interest, Paul Dacre’s team at the Daily Mail have been busily obtaining pics of former star of the show, Chanelle Hayes who delighted the hacks by wearing an Orange bikini.

It fell to Matrix Photos to snap Chanelle Hayes ‘flaunting her impressive figure’ poolside. When the former housemate started water wrestling, it all seems to have got a bit much for Paul Dacre’s top team.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.