Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

I’ve never had a problem with nudity, says proud-to-be-40 Catherine Zeta-Jones
Catherine Zeta-Jones has proved to the world she has no problem with nudity by going naked at 40 for Allure magazine, whose public relations team have shared Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail in return for some free publicity.

Once again hack Chris Jones steps up to provide some insightful commentary on the resulting image of a naked Catherine Zeta-Jones sprawled across a bed.

‘She shows she hasn’t lost all her curves despite recent paparazzi pictures which suggested her frame was shrinking,’ reports Chris.

Catherine Zeta-Jones romps with younger man in new film The Rebound
Catherine Zeta-Jones has got her kit off for a sex scene in her new film, The Rebound, and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has secured a series of screen shots from the filmmaker’s publicity department.

Click to enlarge shots of Catherine Zeta-Jones romping with her toyboy lover and see the pair interrupted on the job by a small boy: her son in the film. That’s just one of a series of disastrous dates that befall Catherine Zeta-Jones in The Rebound.

The film sounds rather tedious, so thank heavens for Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail which offers readers the only scene they’re interested in without the hassle of a cinema visit.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.