Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Teeny-weeny shrinking bikini: Danielle Bux goes from one-piece to itsy-bitsy swimwear
The Daily Mail’s Carol Driver has been forced to bitch from afar as Gary Lineker’s wife Danielle Bux takes a tour of the bikini’s in her wardrobe while holidaying in Barbados.

Photos have been pouring in from paparazzi agencies including Splash and Big Pictures, leaving poor old Carol Driver and the rest of Paul Dacre’s team feeling more than a little jealous.

Soaking up sun in Marbella, jilted ex shows she’s Strictly over boxing champ Calzaghe
Joe Calzaghe’s ‘jilted ex,’ Jo-Emma Larvin, is so keen to show she’s not bothered about breaking up with the boxer that she’s gone on holiday, reports the Daily Mail’s Carol Driver.

Paparazzi agency Matrix Photos caught the 30 year-old model poolside in Marbella and got the resulting photos over the Paul Dacre’s team just as soon as they could.

Says Carol Driver, ‘Jo-Emma Larvin was seen laughing with friends,’ as she stripped for action and had the ‘time of her life,’ relaxing on a sun lounger.

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