Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Has bikini girl Cameron Diaz had a secret boob job?
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team has been carefully studying pics of bikini clad Cameron Diaz, supplied by paparazzi agency Splash, and concluded that the 39 year-old may have had a boob job.

Further evidence of the Cameron Diaz boob job comes, according from the red-blooded tabloid, from her having a new haircut apparently designed to avert attention from her breasts. Going through the archives, the Daily Mail believes it has uncovered a propensity for surgery — the star had her nose fixed in 2006 after breaking it four times — and in 2009 she told Marie Claire that she would prefer to be more voluptuous.

I’m not going to be the 23-year-old ingénue again,’ says Cameron Diaz as she toughens up for provocative Madonna style cover shoot
Cameron Diaz has completed a sexy Madonna (circa Blonde Ambition) style photo shoot for V Magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has the best pics.

The tabloid found the images a sharp contrast with Cameron’s more usual ‘American sweetheart’ look. Paul Dacre’s team was never comfortable with the pop star’s ‘explicit choreography’ and reckons ‘Diaz is certainly making a statement by following in Madonna’s rather lewd groove.’

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