Posts Tagged ‘Cameron Diaz’

Cameron Diaz’s ‘lewd groove’

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

I’m not going to be the 23-year-old ingénue again,’ says Cameron Diaz as she toughens up for provocative Madonna style cover shoot
Cameron Diaz has completed a sexy Madonna (circa Blonde Ambition) style photo shoot for V Magazine and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has the best pics.

The tabloid found the images a sharp contrast with Cameron’s more usual ‘American sweetheart’ look. Paul Dacre’s team was never comfortable with the pop star’s ‘explicit choreography’ and reckons ‘Diaz is certainly making a statement by following in Madonna’s rather lewd groove.’

Cameron Diaz alone in her green bikini

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

Cameron Diaz cuts a lonely figure as she takes a solitary swim in Hawaii
Cameron Diaz strikes the team at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail as a lonely figure as she explores a beach in a green bikini. But not to worry, Pacific Coast News are on hand to capture the moment for the tabloid’s banana buffers.

‘Cameron Diaz looks glum but sizzles in a tiny two piece while on a break in Hawaii,’ reckon the hacks, who undoubtedly have their own ideas on how to cheer her up.

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