Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Grrrrr! Julianne Moore strips down for a sizzling new ad campaign (along with some adorable lion cubs)
High end fashion label Bvlgari has secured the services of a nude Julianne Moore to push its latest handbags, a move that has assured a blast of free publicity from Paul Dacre’s ever eager Daily Mail.

The red-blooded tabloid’s Ellie Genower was certainly impressed with the 49 year-old’s ‘toned body’. The images of Moore have clearly benefited from a little touching-up and no doubt Paul Dacre’s banana buffing readers will imagine a little touching-up of their own.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.