Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Male fans to mourn as Kate Winslet admits: ‘I’ve lost my naked ambition’
So taken is Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail with nude pics of Kate Winslet, they’ve gone and run the same photo collection twice, but with different commentaries.

Banana buffers are invited to compare and contrast ‘I don’t want to be known for always getting my kit off,’ says Kate Winslet (again) with the more recent Male fans to mourn as Kate Winslet admits: ‘I’ve lost my naked ambition’.

Both revive the same nude photos of Kate. Winslet is shown nude from behind in a still taken from The Reader and topless in Iris and Titanic.

‘I don’t want to be known for always getting my kit off,’ says Kate Winslet (again)
‘Kate Winslet has vowed to stop doing nude scenes,’ reports a gutted Daily Mail. But all is not lost says the tabloid as she’s made a similar promise before.

Moreover, this latest statement provides an excellent excuse to revive a number of nude photos of Kate. Winslet is shown nude from behind in a still taken from The Reader and topless in Iris and Titanic.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.