Posts Tagged ‘Bum’

Kelly Brook shows off her bum

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

Kelly Brook shows off her other curves in a pair of tight leggings
Kelly Brook has shocked the Daily Mail by turning up to a Los Angeles gym in ‘an ill-advised pair of leggings’.

As Matrix Photos reveal, these leggings are so ill-advised Kelly’s shapely bum is practically on display… especially if you click to enlarge!

Banana buffers may wonder how Kelly Brook squeezes her gym kit into that tiny pink bag.

Dare you wear the bum pincher?

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Dare you wear the bum pincher?
With Jennifer Lopez in the Daily Mail for her ‘enormous… bag’, editor Paul Dacre is almost certainly thinking ‘bum’.

So here’s a classic bum feature from the archive: Dare you wear the bum pincher?

‘The most iconic bikini image of all time must surely be Ursula Andress as she emerges, goddesslike, from the water in Dr No,’ gushed the Daily Mail in July 2007. ‘However, what you don’t see is the rear view in which her wet bikini bottoms will have burrowed their way between the pert cheeks of her bottom, leaving her with a very unflattering case of “bikini creep”.’

Having made a study of bikini clad celebrity bums the tabloid discovered, ‘celebrities such as Cameron Diaz and Sharon Stone are encountering the same old problem, thanks to a disturbing new trend which has emerged in the form of a new style of bikini… halfway between a sensible bikini pant (which offers extensive coverage of the bottom) and a thong.’

See the bum pincher for yourself as modelled by Nikki Sanderson, Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Brook, Eva Herzigova and Elisabetta Gregoraci.

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Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.


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