Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Tennis star Andy Roddick’s wife unveiled as new body of La Senza
Being married to US tennis ace Andy Roddick is all the celebrity Brooklyn Decker needs to win some exposure for lingerie chain La Senza in the Daily Mail.

La Senza’s public relations team were delighted to be able to excite Paul Dacre’s organ with a couple of ‘Valentine treats’. The model is more usually seen in swimwear, explains the red-blooded tabloid which is delighted to share the lingerie shots with banana buffing readers.

‘I found my wife Brooklyn on  the pages of a swimsuit magazine,’ says Andy Roddick
Wimbledon runner-up Andy Roddick picked his wife, Brooklyn Decker from the pages of Sports Illustrated reveals Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Upon hearing the news the red blooded tabloid despatched hacks Colin Fernandez and Emily Andrews to dig out some pics from the magazine for readers to enjoy. But the investigators didn’t stop there, going on to offer a compare and contrast with Roddick’s former squeeze ‘English rose’ Kim Sears.

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