Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Bouncy Brooklyn Decker shows off her acrobatic skills on the beach as she films Just Go With It
It’s not immediately clear who Brooklyn Decker is, she appears to be married to an athlete, but it is clear that Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is wild for her bouncy tits!

Paparazzi agency Splash caught Brooklyn Decker in a yellow bikini frolicking and turning cartwheels on an Hawaiian beach. She ‘looked good from every angle,’ the red-blooded tabloid salivated.

Checking the Buff the Banana archive reveals that Brooklyn Decker models lingerie for La Senza and is married to Andy Roddick who, Paul Dacre’s tabloid claims, picked his wife out of a magazine.

Tennis star Andy Roddick’s wife unveiled as new body of La Senza
Being married to US tennis ace Andy Roddick is all the celebrity Brooklyn Decker needs to win some exposure for lingerie chain La Senza in the Daily Mail.

La Senza’s public relations team were delighted to be able to excite Paul Dacre’s organ with a couple of ‘Valentine treats’. The model is more usually seen in swimwear, explains the red-blooded tabloid which is delighted to share the lingerie shots with banana buffing readers.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.