Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Looking grrreat: Brooke Hogan paw-ses to pose on beach in tiger print bikini
Posing in a tiger print bikini, Brook Hogan has turned the Daily Mail’s Jody Thompson into a Tony the Tiger impersonator. She reckon’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter is ‘grrreat’!

When the paparazzi shots of Brooke Hogan arrived from INFphoto.com, Jody Thompson gasped ‘impressive’ and is hoping Brooke Hogan will bring out an exercise video so Jody Thompson can look just like her. Jody Thmpson shares a number of bikini shots of Brooke Hogan with Paul Dacre’s army of banana buffers.

Brooke Hogan’s best body… reality star shows off new and improved beach body
Brooke Hogan looks happy to pose for paparazzi from INFphoto.com and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail is certainly delighted to publish the results… the red-blooded tabloid reckons she’s got a ‘new improved beach body’ suggesting she has abs that ‘wouldn’t have looked out of place on her famous wrestler father Hulk Hogan.’ (A rather unfortunate image.)

Unlike naked Lauren Goodger, who looks best when she doesn’t exercise, Brooke Hogan has benefited from a sometimes twice daily gym routine and has now lost some flab for which Paul Dacre’s team previously condemned her.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.