Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Her cup runneth over: Oprah Winfrey reveals a little too much in her plunging red neckline as she parties at Versace for H&M
When Oprah Winfrey wore a particularly low cut dress at a party to celebrate H&M’s collaboration with Vaersace, the Daily Mail’s Chris Johnson could not help taking a not-so-sneaky peak at the TV star’s cleavage.

The red-blooded tabloid hack found images of Oprah Winfrey’s cleavage, as caputured by Getty, far more erotic than pics of much younger celebs, like Gossip Girl Blake Lively (who came second for cleavage) and actress Emma Roberts. Which shows that as far as Paul Dacre’s organ is concerned, 57 year-old Oprah Winfrey’s still got it.

Eyes front, Ryan! Blake Lively’s top leaves very little to the imagination
When Blake Lively wore an exceptionally low cut top at the Comic-Con convention in San Diego, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was left more than a little hot under the colour.

‘[Blake] Lively had obviously decided to give the geeks… something to get excited about,’ exclaimed the red-blooded tabloid. Paparazzi from Splash even managed to capture a hint of nipple.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.