Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Rita Rusic squeezes into a teeny weeny bikini for yet ANOTHER day at the beach
Rita Rusic has been caught topless on a Florida beach as she changed bikini tops by paparazzi from Splash.

The series of saucy pics was rushed to the news desk of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail where top hack Leah Simpson was waiting to study the celebrity’s 51 year-old body. Whilst Leah Simpson admitted to envying Rita Rusic’s body, she couldn’t help but bitch that her breasts were too big for her bikini, complaining: ‘As the blonde got up to readjust her swimming costume, she revealed an unsightly case of “side-boob” – a look some exhibitionist beach goers intentionally aim to achieve.’

Banana buffing readers are unlikely to be so fussy about Rita Rusic’s breasts and many are sure to enjoy examining the photos carefully; particularly Rita Rusic topless.

And they’re off! Georgia and the Playmates strip off down to their bikinis… And Gareth shows his six-pack
With glamour model Georgia Salpa, Playboy twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon and Gareth Thomas, Celebrity Big Brother was all about getting naked and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was keen to get some screen grabs of the celebrity flesh.

Watching so banana buffing readers don’t have to was Nadia Mendoza, who just loves Georgia Salpa’s breasts, which she reckons the model struggled to control after stripping to her bikini. Also down to bikinis were Playboy twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon while beefy Gareth Thomas hoped to offer something for the ladies by stripping off too.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.