Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Alessandra Ambrosio parades the body of a teenager as she shoots new Victoria’s Secret bikini advert
Long known for its pro-obesity stance, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail launches a withering attack on Alessandra Ambrosio as she models for Victoria’s Secret.

Commenting on a series of shots captured by paparazzi agency Splash , and shared with banana buffing readers, Dacre’s organ claims ‘the 29-year-old model looked skinnier than ever – with the body of a young teenager.’

Four months pregnant Danielle Lloyd cradles her stomach as she tweets ‘I’m soooo happpy!’
When a four-month pregnant Danielle Lloyd took to a Dubai beach in blue bikini, it took two Daily Mail hacks — Lizzie Smith and Emiliy Sheridan — to write up the resulting paparazzi shots from Cruise Pictures.

Pictures of Celebrity Big Brother star, WAG and glamour model Danielle Lloyd in variety of poses and taken from all sorts of angles certainly got Paul Dacre’s organ excited.

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