Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

And they’re off! Georgia and the Playmates strip off down to their bikinis… And Gareth shows his six-pack
With glamour model Georgia Salpa, Playboy twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon and Gareth Thomas, Celebrity Big Brother was all about getting naked and Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was keen to get some screen grabs of the celebrity flesh.

Watching so banana buffing readers don’t have to was Nadia Mendoza, who just loves Georgia Salpa’s breasts, which she reckons the model struggled to control after stripping to her bikini. Also down to bikinis were Playboy twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon while beefy Gareth Thomas hoped to offer something for the ladies by stripping off too.

What will your long-suffering husband say? Now Denise Welch cavorts topless in the hot tub with 19-year-old Frankie
The Daily Mail’s Andrea Magraph has been watching Celebrity Big Brother so we don’t have to and got particularly excited when 53 year-old Denise Welch cavorted topless in a hot tub with 19 year-old Frankie Cocozza.

‘Wild child’ Frankie Cocozza egged topless Denise Welch on and laughed at her ‘assets’ reports Andrea Magraph, which sounds a little cruel. Topless model Nicola McLean was the spoil sport who ended the fun for banana buffing Daily Mail readers when she provided a towel to cover up topless Denise Welch.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.