Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

The thighs have it: Fuller legs are in fashion – fact!
Thunder thighs are in this summer, reckons Daily Mail fashionista Mimi Spencer who claims that as the obesity crisis takes hold, ‘chunky is definitely funky’.

According to Mimi Spencer, looking at fat thighs has a similar effect on men to getting drunk. Good thighs are to be found on celebrities like Beyonce, Lily Allen, Katy Brand and Michelle Obama.

Beyonce shows off her strong thighs as she performs in St Barts in a cutaway leotard
Beyonce ‘showed her athletic prowess at a New Year’s Eve as she danced the limbo in a sexy slashed leotard’, that revealed her thighs of thunder and raised the blood pressure of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team.

Paparazzi agency Big Pictures was on hand to capture the scenes in St Barts as the crowd including her husband Jay-Z, Usher, and Jon Bon Jovi watched ‘her display of leg strength’.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.