Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

‘I feel better about my body than I did at 40′: Denise Welch, 51, poses nude for photoshoot
When former Coronation Street star and Loose Women presenter Denise Welch agreed to pose nude for Bella magazine, the magazine’s public relations team was quick to get some of the resulting photos over to Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail where Simon Cable was hungrily waiting to write a little commentary before sharing the images with red blooded readers.

In her Bella interview Denise Welsh reveals that she reckons that at 51 her figure is better than when she was 40. Simon Cable, fondly recalling an incident where she flashed her breasts at Russell Brand, is quick to agree.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.