Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Becki Newton: The girl who made Betty feel ugly
Ugly Betty returns to Channel 4 tonight, which provides Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail with an excellent excuse to go with Becki Newton, the show’s bitchy receptionsist, in a lad mag pose.

Interviewed by the tabloid’s Lina Das, Becki goes down the ‘I was a bit of nerd growing up, but now I’m a total gadged-phobe’ route.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.