Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Same old jokes, same old shorts: Comic Steve Martin wears same trunks on holiday two years in a row
A shortage of recent film roles may have forced Steve Martin to holiday with the same swimming trunks two years running, reports the Daily Mail. The comic actor was caught by Splash in a remarkably similar in-the-sea pose to that captured by fellow paparazzi, BART/LFI last year.

Regular banana buffers, will remember that Kelly Brook also forgot to update her swimwear this year.

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