Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Miley Cyrus soaks up sun in Bahamas – and hits back at her weight critics
At 16 Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is just old enough to be a bikini babe in Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail.

Frolicking on a beach in the Bahamas Miley apparently complained of ‘jiggling thighs’, but had no trouble extending the long lenses of paparazzi agency Splash.

Click to enlarge, then check out Miley’s thighs for yourself

Who’s that girl? 20-year-old Madonna who looks just like daughter Lourdes
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail can’t really deliver topless pics of Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, but they do offer the next best thing.

The tabloid reckons that the 12-year-old looks so like her mother, banana buffers may as well take a look at some old photos and pretend. Click to enlarge!

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.