Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Whatever floats your boat: Bar Refaeli’s girl-on-girl kiss as delighted boyfriend catches the moment on camera
Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has always enjoyed pictures of Bar Refaeli in her bikini. And Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has always enjoyed some lesbian action. So imagine the excitement when paparazzi from INFphoto.com came across a series of Bar Refaeli bikini shots, including a picture where ‘Bar Refaeli gets overly friendly with a female friend’.

And as if that wasn’t enough to satisfy banana buffing Daily Mail readers, the paps also managed some cheeky shots of Bar Refaeli adjusting her bikini top, looking down at her breasts and playing with her bikini bottoms.

Bar Refaeli shows her form in new lingerie ad… as she shrugs off ‘don’t marry Leo’ pleas
Bar Refaeli has long been a favourite of Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail, so imagine the red-blooded tabloid’s excitement when paparazzi agency Big Pictures got to photograph her in her undies as she modelled lingerie for Passionata.

Her 35-24-35 figure looking ‘red hot’ in a balconette bra, suspender belt and stocking, reckons the excited organ. The nice PR people at Passionata ensured that banana buffing Daily Mail readers now have ten good size photos of Bar Refeali frolicking in lingerie, including one where she plays with a pussy, to enjoy.

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