Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

From The Hills to the beach, Audrina Patridge leaves little to the imagination for FHM bikini photoshoot
Audrina Patridge is the face of FHM’s ‘Girls of US TV Special’ but banana buffing Daily Mail readers need not fork out for the men’s magazine as Paul Dacre’s organ has secured the rights to some of the best shots, in return for giving the magazine a bit of publicity.

The star of reality TV show The Hills, Audrina Patridge is shown in a couple of bikinis and hungrily crawling along in a wet t-shirt. ‘She then shows off her toned curves in a stylish black swimsuit complete with chic platform heels,’ salivates the red-blooded tabloid.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.