Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Ashton Kutcher shows he’s fighting fit filming all-action stunts for his latest movie
MTV hunk Ashton Kutcher excited lady Daily Mail readers as he ‘revealed his toned body in a pair of black swimming trunks’. The long lenses of Big Pictures and Splash were lurking just off set to capture the pecs for the ladies.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.