Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Babewatch: 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord has bikini party to celebrate her 22nd birthday
90201 star AnnaLynne McCord certainly excited the team at Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail when her bikini party took a Baywatch theme.

Paparazzi from Big Pictures and Splash were on hand to capture McCord and her girlfriends frolicking on a beach and running Baywatch style in the skimpiest of outfits.

It fell to Dominique Hines to write a little commentary and tell readers who they were buffing their bananas over.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.