Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Sophie Reade strips to her underwear in the street but has not lost her Big Brother blubber
This year’s Big Brother may not have made much of an impression, but winner Sophie Reade still delivers daily Mail headlines for the Ann Summers’ PR team.

The Daily Mail is loving Sophie Reade’s ‘dangerous curves’ which emerged in the Big Brother house as she put on weight. The red blooded tabloid still thinks she’s a bit fat, but jumps at the excuse to run pictures of her in her underwear all the same.

Lois the lesser-spotted Winstone grabs limelight in ‘sophisticated’ new Ann Summers campaign
Lois Winstone, daughter of Ray, is the new face of Ann Summers and Deborah Arthurs is on hand to talk Daily Mail readers through the new range, with a series of photos many of which mat be clicked to enlarge — so get stuck in!

Up until now Lois has laboured under the title of ‘least exposed Winstone,’ as her sister Jaime is often photographed with actor Alfie Allen. But those days are now over as, thankfully, Lois is ‘a lot prettier than her father’ reports Arthurs.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.