Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre

Andrea McLean has second thoughts and covers up her cleavage after letting it all hang Loose
When Andrea MacLean 39 year-old Andrea MacLean went on daytime TV with a ‘provocatively low’ cleavage, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail was delighted, but the red-blooded tabloid was soon to face disappointment when she got cold feet and covered up during a commercial break.

Apparently, at least one guest on her aptly names Loose Women show reckoned the revealing look was gorgeous, but comments like that just led to blushes for former weather girl.

Andrea McLean recreates American Beauty poster covered in just chocolate buttons – after beating her sweet addiction
When former chocoholic and GMTV weather girl Andrea McLean, she decided to celebrate by posing naked for Closer magazine, with nothing but chocolate buttons to preserve her modesty.

Naturally, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail team were quick to get on to Closer’s PR team and secure the rights to reproduce the results in return for giving the women’s weekly a little publicity.

Buff the Banana with Paul Dacre is a work of satire that diaries titillating stories from the Daily Mail, so you can go straight there without having to view the offensive stuff.